I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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