Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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