i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
The air taste purple.
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