Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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Randomize