if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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