Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
