Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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