so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
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now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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