put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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