Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
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I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
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