Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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