therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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