The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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