what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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