i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
True strength comes from lack of pants
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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