Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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