The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
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I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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