so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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