I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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