Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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