Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
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remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
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I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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