Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
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All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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