Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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