OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Randomize
