i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Girls should come with a carfax report
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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