I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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