what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
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He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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