their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Quick, to the slutcave!
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Randomize
