What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
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i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
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Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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