R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
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I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
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Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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