My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I smell stomach acid.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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