Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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