He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
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there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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