i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
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my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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