I smell stomach acid.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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