i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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