I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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