he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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