I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
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Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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