she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
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I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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