East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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