I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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