whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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