i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
