im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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