I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
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