Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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