Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
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We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
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Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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