He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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