there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
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