now i know why i became what i already was.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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