There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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Houston, we have a squirter
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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