does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
